A Needle in a haystack?  Yes, please!  But no, I got the worse-case scenario of a rusty bent needle in a hay-field that hasn’t been harvested in over seventy years.  How do I say “Ugh” in Chuukese? BTW, if you went “huh??” with the word Chuukese, the definition is as follows:  Ahem… Chuukese (also called Trukese) is…